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I need some brain stimulant so here' goes.

-Rules-

1. Write a paragraph of introduction about yourself.

2. Re-write the previous paragraph, including the same information, but being as epic as possible.

3. Write a poem about how awesome you are.

4. Write a poem about how un-awesome someone else is.

5. Write a fan-vignette (like a fanfiction mixed with a vignette) of exactly 151 words. It can be about any anime, manga, video game, etc.

6. Think of a word. Rant about it until you cannot rant anymore.

7. Write a fantasy or sci-fi vignette without using any words starting with s.

8. Write a vignette of the genre choice you didn't use from step 7, and this time make it a lipogram. Any letter lipogram works.

9. Write a paragraph reflecting on this meme and providing feedback...using the worst grammar you can. (try to make it understandable, though)

10. Tag people, if you'd like to, but make sure to do it in writing!

1 Hi there. If you've never gotten to know the man behind the screen name then now's your chance. I'm Zach or Zachariah or anything else you really want to call me. As long as I know you're talking to me I'll probably answer. I'm from the land of the ice and snow, Minnesota. Don't believe people when they say they love the place because it has four season because we don't. We have two, cold and ape shit cold. I'm currently surviving the second one, which personally I don't mind too much. I'm more or less a polar bear, you know, the guy that's outside in the winter wearing a t-shirt and little to nothing on their feet. I'm not what you call "motivated." I like to call myself "care free." I suppose that typical of most college students though. Granted there are the "hard workers" dashing from class to class, but there are much more like raccoons, more often heard about then seen. But yeah, so that's me. Pleasure making your acquaintance.

2 Ladies and gentlemen good evening. join me on an adventure deep into unexplored lands. On our journey we will try to avoid as many perils as possible while we search for (dramatic pause) the Thunder Demon, or as scientists have named it, Zachariah. Pack your coats my budding adventurers. Our journey will take us far to the north, where snow and ice are infinitely more abundant than anything one could call life. Aha! There we've spotted one. Hush now. The creature will respond to almost any noise that catches it's ears. Notice how it exists in relative comfort in this uninhabitable place, and with relatively little covering its body. Ah, we may be in luck. It seems to be resting, or at least it's sitting very still. Many creatures here behave similarly. Though there are a few that relay on raw metabolism to survive, many simply lie in wait, conserving their energy. I thank you for joining me on this mission oh bravest of explorers. Your company was most enjoyable.

3 (This may take a while)

Hair stands strait.
Sensation burns in the mind.
A sword drawn. A battle hard fought.
Blood shimmering on the ground.
Ink still wet on the page.
A hand stiff from labor. A pen capped.
Peace floods over the mind.
The artist finds respite.

4 (A haiku)

Fine hypocrisy.
To hell with your damnation.
Taste your own poison.

5 Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
A Day in the Life?

[Orc] (burps loudly then drops his mug on the bar) To hell with this damn apocalypse! I signed up to put an axe through some daedric skulls and maybe save a world or two, but nooo. Instead I'm running around collecting plants. PLANTS! (continues mumbling to himself in an aggravated tone.) [50]

[Khajiit 1] (quietly to the Khajiit across the table) What's his problem? [60]

[Khajiit 2] (quietly) He's picked up a nirnroot while his journal was empty. Now he thinks he has to finish that stupid Finding your Roots quest. [84]

[Khajiit 1] Doesn't he know he can just activate a different quest and forget about that one? [99]

[Khajiit 2] I guess not. I'm sure as Sithis not going to tell him though. His pain and suffering is kind of entertaining. [120]

[Khajiit 1] So anyway, what quest are you on? (pulls out an apple and takes a bite) [135]

[Khajiit 2] The Dark Brotherhood quest where you have to give a poisoned apple to some guy. [150]

[Khajiit 1] (dies) [151]

6 The one word that grinds me the most is whatever. It's by far the most thoughtless, meaningless, useless new age bastard child of two perfectly good words to crawl out of the ass of an dictionary. The only purpose for the word is to say "You're wrong. I win, and I'm not talking about it any more." What a presumptuous, two-face, malicious, ignorant, war-mongering notion to try and force down the throat of someone who decide to be nice and waste their life on your issues. Show at least a little gratitude, and a hint of manners. Anyone who tosses the word at people like an uncovered cough should be tied to a chair and sprayed with icy water while a record is made to purposely skip and play the word "whatever" over and over until their ears bleed or they lose all the feeling in their body. If you really gave half a shit about what you were arguing about you'd find at least a half way tactical means of backing out if not, oh my god no not that, WINNING the damn argument by using that thing between your god forsaken ears. Crack open a book, hell even a comic book and learn a new word, just one, so the rest of the wold doesn't have to hear you spewing that one every second of the day.
(I feel better now )

7 (Fantasy?)
[Prisoner 1] (reciting a tune off key) The beer's no good and mead smells like ass but the women are good enough for meee!

[Dungeon Guard] (yelling) Hey be quiet or I'll cut your dame tongue out. You better believe I won't hesitate you Dwarven bastard.

[Prisoner 1] (nearly incoherent) You be quiet you imperial pig. If I knew you Human's were a bunch of fun-hating bums I'da never left the dragon-infested mountains. At least I'd have had beer.

[Prisoner 2] Well I never recall asking you to come you hairy greasy munchkin.

[Prisoner 1] I'll beat you to a bloody pulp you (a large orc breaks down the rock wall behind Prisoner 1. Prisoner one hiccups.) Never mind. My ride's here.

8 (k)

(red lights flash and electricity is arcing all around)
[Captain] I need a damage report now!

[First Mate] We've been hit by a missile sir. Power and life support are out everywhere but sectors two and seven.

[Captain] Who shot us?

[First Mate] It was a Googly assault vessel sir. I believe I can bring up their transmission on screen still.

[Captain] Do it. (screen flashes and the captain's eyes widen)

[Googlian] We meet again captain. Now where's my five dollars.

[Captain] I told you I never even touched that goat!

9

That were fun. I did vury much did enjoy that. It useded a lot of my thinkin muscles cause it was hard too. If you tried do this you probanly hurt a little in the head after. I hope enjoyed it as much as me too.

(that made my head hurt. okay now more stupid talk I can't handle it.)

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I'm going to tag Wolfgirl1311 because I know how much she loves to write. And king-of-hearts-okami because this will probably annoy her. Anyone else can tag themselves. Just let me know because I want to read it.

~Safety and Peace